I’ve been reading your blog for a while now but it’s just started becoming a problem for me this past year. My wife has caught me groaning something like “harder B” in my sleep with my ass up in total 4 times and finally confronted me about who the hell “B” is and wtf I was doing. I tried shrugging it off but eventually confessed and showed her your blog. She’s demanded that I go to therapy so I can get you and your shit out of my head. It’s not going so well…. Best wishes to you, B.

Ha ha. Good luck with that!