My God… Gina can be so direct sometimes!!
She and I took Kimberly out shopping with us yesterday.
At some point the subject of men came up. Like it always does.
Gina told Kimberly that she heard from me that Kimberly was going out with one of our dance instructors.
From the look on her face, I could tell Kimberly wasn’t too happy that I had told Gina. But she kept her composure and acknowledged that she’s been seeing him.
“What was his name again?”
“He’s from Brazil, right?”
And then Gina blurts out, “So… how is he?”
Kimberly paused, like she didn’t really want to answer. But then said, “He’s okay. I like him.”
I could tell from Kimberly’s body language that she didn’t really want to talk about it. But Gina pushed.
“Does he have a big cock?”
Kimberly then looks at me, like she wants me to rescue her from the conversation.
So I do. Or at least I try.
“Gina! Behave yourself! That’s personal!”
“I didn’t mean anything by it. I’m just curious.”
Gina then turns to Kimberly and asks again, “So does he?”
I try to interject, and turn to Kimberly, “You don’t have to answer that question if you don’t want to, sweetie. Gina’s just jealous because she’s never been with a black guy.”
And then turning to Gina I said, “Stop asking her that! I’m sure she wouldn’t be seeing him if he had a little dick!”
And then we all three burst out laughing so hard I thought I was gonna pee my pants.